Top 9 Lies of Men

9. Usap lang tayo
8. Sa pisngi lang
7. Bra lang tatanggalin ko
6. Hihipuin ko lang
5. Di ko ipapasok
4. Iw-withdraw ko
3. Di ka mabubuntis
2. Pakakasalan kita
1. I love you

...got this from a text message from an old friend. Just thought I'd share it. :)

I was feeling happy today. The guy I'm crushing on from afar talked to me for about 30 seconds.... Sad to say the happiness didn't linger for long because I'm getting some information now that's slowly breaking my heart to pieces. *sniff* Oh well. I think I'll go sulk in the corner of my room now. *sniff*