Blogs of Note and David Sedaris

Because I'm too lazy to start writing a new entry I'm going to do this:

You're going to want to become a waiter after reading this. And you're going to be thankful you never became a teacher after reading this.

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David Sedaris is on Wikipedia! Ü Here are two quotes from this guy:

"I love things made out of animals," Sedaris says, holding a knife with a hoof for a handle. "It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.'" (--from an interview with David Sullivan)

"Shit is the tofu of cursing." (--from a Reading at the George Washington University)

Everybody should start reading this guy's works. Then people would be 30% more cheery than they were before.